Mercedes,18. Established 1995. Wants to become a US Marine.
  • Confidence goals: Kanye West 

    Attitude goals: Rihanna

    Money goals: Beyonce

    (Source: xoxwanderlustxox, via hoesinheels)

  • spermbanker:

    sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

    (via love-adamtuttle)

  • jackfrostciicle:

    fe-liscatus:

    mamakarkat:

    WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

    wow,

    amen sista

    Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free

    (Source: tooruoikawa, via love-adamtuttle)

  • i-am-superjohnlocked:

    allthingshyper:

    the-cunning-fire:

    This is just so pleasing to watch. 

    THE WITCHCRAFT i COULD DO WITH THIS CANDLE

    two types of people

    (via txlover)

  • buttlicked:

    PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

    (Source: buttlicked, via coffeedependantteen)

  • appetisers:

    HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

    (Source: flecked, via coffeedependantteen)

  • zac-afron:

    “ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

    (Source: fruitpunchg, via the-awesomepossum)

  • bllonde:

    sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache

    (via stealthcattus)

  • 50shadezofcarter:

    I text back embarrassingly fast

    or three hours later

    there is no in between

    (Source: 50shadezofcarter, via the-awesomepossum)

  • kawaiigod:

    if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

    (Source: zootedboy, via our-greater-perhaps)